Featured Post By: DERRICK WILLIAMS

As most of you know, I am an only child. My cousin, Derrick is the closest thing I have to a brother. Unfortunately, he suffered massive brain damage from eating rat poison as a child. Take what he says with a grain of salt...

FROM DERRICK:

"This trip should be fun, but I see one problem. I fear that upon seeing your hair Malia and Sasha will freak out only to have the Secret Service tackle you and then throw you out. If this happens the only that can save the trip is if Daniel video tapes the whole thing and puts it on youtube."

See what I mean? Moving on...